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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Sinfest Hits it on the Head
Sunday, September 14th, 2008I am a silly, silly boy.
Monday, April 14th, 2008I just set Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up as my ringback.
The problem is that only 5 people call my phone on a regular basis.
Ineffective rickroll.
I :heart: Penny Arcade
Monday, March 24th, 2008This made me laugh out loud, or “LOL”, as the kids say.
Linked, because the image is too big for the blog to handle. Stupid blog. One day, I’m going to leave you for some better software and let you get comment-spammed to Hadies.
Layout is Everything
Thursday, March 13th, 2008The bullet points under the Yankees-Rays brawl picture infers an association with the preceding text link that makes me think that perhaps baseball is more violent and savage than I thought. Silly newsday.com.
What not to do with your password
Thursday, January 17th, 2008Our hero is called to diagnose a printer issue in an executive’s office. While in the office, another office worker arrives to meet with the executive (who has stepped out for a moment).
Worker: Joe, I need access to [executive]‘s Outlook calendar.
Joe: Ask him for permission, and I’ll guide him through the process. (ed.: really, really simple process)
MOMENTS LATER: Executive returns to office.
Worker: [Executive], Could I get access to your calendar?
Executive: Sure, my password is [password].
Joe: *facepalm*
LOLTrek
Friday, November 23rd, 2007What happens when one combines the irrational exuberance of LOLcats with the geekiness of the Star Trek: TOS episode “The Trouble with Tribbles”?
This.
Wherein I Channel Brian Regan
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007Here’s the tail end of a conversation between myself and someone from another department.
Joe: “I won’t be here tomorrow, but my supervisor will be.”
Other guy: “Ok, have a good day off.”
Joe: “Thanks, you too. Bye.”
*click*
And what if he doesn’t have off tomorrow? Good one, Joe.
The Onion: Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation
Thursday, August 9th, 2007This needs to be read by anyone who’s a fan of baseball and integrity.
Destruction Of National Pastime Given Two-Minute Standing Ovation
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The Irony Is Delicious…
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007Sprint Customer Service Rep: Hello, thank you for calling. My name is <name>, how may I help you.
Joe: I want to know when the contract for this line expires.
Sprint CSR: I will find that out for you, one moment please…
Sprint CSR: The expiration date for the contract for this line is January 2007.
Joe: And would it be able to port this number over to a different service?
Sprint CSR: … yes. You’d go to the new service and port it over there. May I ask why you would port the number over?
Joe:
*Signal faded. Call lost.*
In Which I Don't Remember My Joke
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Ok, so while I was bored at lunch, I was listening to my XM radio and something came on (don’t remember what it was) and it reminded me of something else (also don’t remember) and then I thought of a one-liner that made myself laugh, but I don’t remember what it was. All I remember was that the punchline was “gag reflex.”
This is going to bug the crap out of me until I can remember what the lead-up to it was.