“It’s all about what we, as men, see as accessible. Like, have you even seen the 85-year-old with the gorgeous 18-year-old bombshell? And you know she’s only with him for the money? That doesn’t bother men; that encourages us to work hard and open a savings account.
“Because we see that as an attainable thing, like, I will never be a 6 foot 3 black guy with washboard abs, but I will be old someday and maybe if I save up, I’ll have enough money to purchase my own teenager.
“And if you’re 85 and you’re a millionaire, you should be having sex with a hot 18-year-old, why would you bang a 85-year-old? I could do that now, there’s no challenge in it! Just hop on while she’s sleeping, who the hell knows the difference, you know? They get disoriented, she wakes up starts touching ‘ohh… you have a very kind face.’ You know how they babble… ‘My grandson went to Yale…’ … ‘NO I DIDN’T!’” — From the track entitled “Relations with the Elderly” from the album Trinkets I Own Made from Gorilla Hands